Luddite Ponderer Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone who values traditional ways and thoughtful reflection? Our curated selection for Luddite Ponderers features charming, witty items that honor their appreciation for simplicity, nature, and introspective moments. Whether they prefer classic styles or quirky statements, find the perfect present that resonates with their reflective and unconventional spirit.

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"These caseloads are impossible I've got TWICE the number I should I can't be in two places at once!"

"These caseloads are impossible I've got TWICE the number I should I can't be in two places at once!" mockup

"These caseloads are impossible I've got TWICE the number I should I can't be in two places at once!"

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'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?' mockup

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

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"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?" mockup

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

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"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate." mockup

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet." mockup

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

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"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web." mockup

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

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"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are." mockup

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

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Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia. mockup

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

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"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button." mockup

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

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"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move." mockup

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

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Pensioners and Phones

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'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.' mockup

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

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Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber. mockup

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

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"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought." mockup

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

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"I've gone for a retro phone."

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'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.' mockup

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'

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"Reboot? I've kicked it six times, but it still won't work?"

"Reboot? I've kicked it six times, but it still won't work?" mockup

"Reboot? I've kicked it six times, but it still won't work?"

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"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?" mockup

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

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"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!" mockup

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

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"We're going to have to erase your search history."

"We're going to have to erase your search history." mockup

"We're going to have to erase your search history."

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"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home." mockup

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

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"I cried because I had no shoes, the I met a horse who had no hooves, and a turtle who had no smoking jacket, and I laughed, because of something funny I remembered."

"I cried because I had no shoes, the I met a horse who had no hooves, and a turtle who had no smoking jacket, and I laughed, because of something funny I remembered."

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