"Free prescription drugs."
Festive Satirist Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the sharp wit of a festive satirist? Our collection blends holiday cheer with satire, offering humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their witty perspective on festivities. These products are tailored for those who love to add a satirical twist to seasonal celebrations.
"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."
"Have you noticed how religion tries to creep into Christmas every year?"
"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"
'Wise up. We're not getting all this stuff because we were good this year - they're bribes for us to be good next year.'
Santa with illegal immigrants.
Bad King Wenceslas
Christmas lockdown
Covid19 Rudolf the Red nose reindeer
"Last year health and safety. This year COVID-19. . . World's gone mad."
"368 million parcels to deliver and only one days work guaranteed, I've had enough of the gig economy!"
"You will kindly address any 'naughty or nice' questions to my attorney."
Hunter with Santa Claus as a Trophy
Bullet Proof Santa
Kissing Under The Misanthrope
Santa-Claus-Tro-phobia.
The World as A Christmas Pudding With A dynamite Candle
The Grinch Who Stole ?
'You guys want to do 'Secret Santa' this year?'
"Look! It's a sign!"
Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.
"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"
'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'
"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."
Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls
Christmas Presents.
"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"
'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'
Santa 'Freezing' Claus.
Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe
Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.
Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'
Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.
'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''
"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."
Festive Satirist Gifts Collection
Festive Satirist Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the festive satirist. Find the ideal witty coffee cup that adds a smile to every morning.
Festive Satirist Pillows
Browse our playful pillows that bring satirical humor into your holiday decor. Perfect for adding wit and warmth to any space.
Festive Satirist Prints
Check out our satirical prints that add a humorous touch to seasonal decorating. Ideal for the festive satirist’s home or office.
Festive Satirist T-Shirts
Discover our clever, festive-themed t-shirts that celebrate satire with style. Great for the satirist who loves seasonal humor.