Unisex T-Shirt

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

$29.00

A great t-shirt that compliments any outfit. It is made of a heavier cotton and the double-stitched neckline and sleeves give it more durability, so it can become an everyday favorite.

Features

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit
  • Tubular construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Estimated Fullfillment: 5 Days

30-day return policy

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