Politics Gifts

"There is no justice in the world."

"It depends on which state we're visiting."

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

Trump is out

Hunt child care budget

Uncle Sam prepares to fire a starting gun, while the Grim Reaper and a taxman from the IRS prepare to run a race against each other.

"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

"Stop - that Trump cartoon you came up with this morning just happened."

Make America Honest, Sane, Respected, Educated, Clean, Fair, Trustworthy, Decent and Giving Again!

Nigel Farage as John Bull

The Salute

Trump or Creamsicle?

Devolution is Real

Christmas Lunch; Australian political style.

"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."

"But how do you know for sure you've got power unless you abuse it?"

Water resistant, shock resistant, change resistant. 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it!'

'What's your money doing on the Virgin Islands?'

Founding fathers: "I keep thinking we should include something in the constitution in case the people elect a complete moron."

"Does this dress make me look Republican?"

"We can't come to an agreement about how to fix your car, Mr. Simons. Sometimes that's the way things happen in a democracy."

"Mistakes were made."

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"

"Still, you've got to applaud the transparency."

Difference of Opinion

'if you have to ask how much, you can't afford to influence a candidate.'

Sociologists on Strike! Nation in Peril!!

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Now, where were we?...'