"Okay fair is fair, you can help select judges - pick two."
Politican Gifts
Searching for a gift that will resonate with politicians or political fans? Our collection offers witty, clever, and thoughtful items that capture the spirit of public service and debate. Whether it’s for a colleague, supporter, or yourself, find something that celebrates the world of politics with a fun twist.
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."
Schengen
Occu-Pie Mars
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"Good boy."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"Nation-building never works."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
Opportunities in Coronatimes
"Welcome to the future"
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...
The Anti-Agent
British savings accounts
"You're fired."
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.
"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."
In the Guru District
'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
Support the Ex-Troops
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
Politican Gifts Collection
Politican Mugs
Explore our collection of political mugs—witty, clever, and perfect for supporters or politicians alike.
Politican Pillows
Comfort with a political twist—our pillows featuring humorous or inspiring designs are perfect for adding character to your space.
Politican Prints
Browse our selections of political prints—great for decorating or gifting to the politically engaged or humorous supporter.
Politican T-Shirts
Find the ideal political statement t-shirt—fun, witty, and perfect for expressing your political views with style.