Politician Gifts

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

Make America Honest, Sane, Respected, Educated, Clean, Fair, Trustworthy, Decent and Giving Again!

Devolution is Real

The Salute

Christmas Lunch; Australian political style.

"But how do you know for sure you've got power unless you abuse it?"

Water resistant, shock resistant, change resistant. 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it!'

"Mistakes were made."

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'if you have to ask how much, you can't afford to influence a candidate.'

"Still, you've got to applaud the transparency."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Now, where were we?...'

"Are you sure this is the correct way to declassify documents?"

'Regular or not, sir, you can't claim this as your second home.'

'You clumsy idiot!!'

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

"He's all right. I just wish he were a little more pro-Israel."

King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table

A Born Politician

Boris Johnson

The ERG finally conclude their exhaustive research into Europe.

"We should lavish them with media attention when they pass a budget cooperatively, to reinforce good behavior."

'Most of your support comes from short, bald, cigar smoking, fat men.'

Rishi Sunak

Harold Wilson

International Women's Day

"I can hear the nattering nabobs of negativity now."

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

Harold Macmillan

"Coming up on BBC Radio Four, I'm Dorries I haven't a clue."

House Intelligence Committee