Politician Prints

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

Make America Honest, Sane, Respected, Educated, Clean, Fair, Trustworthy, Decent and Giving Again!

The Salute

Devolution is Real

Christmas Lunch; Australian political style.

"But how do you know for sure you've got power unless you abuse it?"

Water resistant, shock resistant, change resistant. 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it!'

"Mistakes were made."

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'if you have to ask how much, you can't afford to influence a candidate.'

"Still, you've got to applaud the transparency."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Now, where were we?...'

"Are you sure this is the correct way to declassify documents?"

'Regular or not, sir, you can't claim this as your second home.'

'You clumsy idiot!!'

A Born Politician

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table

"He's all right. I just wish he were a little more pro-Israel."

The ERG finally conclude their exhaustive research into Europe.

'Most of your support comes from short, bald, cigar smoking, fat men.'

"We should lavish them with media attention when they pass a budget cooperatively, to reinforce good behavior."

Rishi Sunak

Boris Johnson

"Coming up on BBC Radio Four, I'm Dorries I haven't a clue."

"I can hear the nattering nabobs of negativity now."

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

"What do you mean, 'When did I have the time to have an affair??!' I MADE the time!"

Nicola Sturgeon's History Guide To Things We Can Blame The English For...Introduction of the Midge

"If we're done grousing about Cuba, let's have in to those cigars."

Harold Macmillan