Policymaker Gifts

'Just a minute!'

Your country needs YOUR personal data!

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'If you see a stranger, you kill him -- it's called 'Homeland Security.''

Regulation...next exir...deregulation...22nd exit...reregulation...3rd exit.

'It's not a privilege, Junior. Wealthy people have an obligation to finance political campaigns and run the country.'

'And the melting ice caps will cause green taxes to rise up and swamp us all...'

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

Carbon Dioxide emission Control Authority.

Trump Trade War

'I hear E.U. Health and Safety wants to shut us down.'

"Since it's so difficult to raise the minimum wage, my idea is to lower the minimum work."

Health Care Express

Seven Economic Plans to Save Everybody. . . 'Any questions?'

Man guarding a written border.

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

"Hey - quiet down - can't you see we're conducting serious business here?!"

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

Greta Thunberg

Covid Strategy Meeting Room

"I tried bouncing a few ideas off Bob but they bounced back."

Hourglass earth - time running out

COP26

"Change of plan. The policymakers say they'll now only listen to climate scientists if we can present ideas in simple bullet-point format."

Still on the Back Burner

"What A Colossal Waste, Without That Darn Stimulus He Would Be Up And Working In No Time.'

Prison Phones

Botch-ecuted

California Wildfire Victims As Martyrs to Capitalism

The Maybe Society

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

US aid to Ukraine

Gun laws US

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'At least with street crime you know when you've been mugged'