'You have to do SOMETHING about it, or people will say you're soft on crime.'
Policymakers Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for policymakers? Our collection blends humor and professionalism, offering mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that applaud their influential role with a clever twist. Ideal for anyone shaping policies and making a difference, these products add personality and lightheartedness to their busy lives, making your gift both memorable and meaningful.
'There's no guidance on pregnancies and swine flu...but I've 138 pages on revised waiting room management strategies..'
Children and firearms.
The Jeopardy of Progress
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
Schengen
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
Occu-Pie Mars
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
Opportunities in Coronatimes
Hate Platforms
"Good boy."
British savings accounts
"Welcome to the future"
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
In the Guru District
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."
Support the Ex-Troops
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
Great Chinese Dynasties
They're Not Just That Into It
Flags
''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
Policymakers Gifts Collection
Policymakers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for policymakers. Find the perfect witty or inspiring design to brighten their day and celebrate their influential role.
Policymakers Pillows
Find pillows that bring a playful touch to any policymaker's space. Perfect for adding comfort and a bit of wit to their home or office.
Policymakers Prints
Browse our prints for policymakers that make a statement. Stylish and humorous options to decorate their workspace or home with pride.
Policymakers T-Shirts
Discover clever t-shirts for policymakers. From humorous slogans to smart designs, these shirts let them showcase their role with style and personality.