Policymakers Mugs

'You have to do SOMETHING about it, or people will say you're soft on crime.'

'There's no guidance on pregnancies and swine flu...but I've 138 pages on revised waiting room management strategies..'

Children and firearms.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Occu-Pie Mars

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Hate Platforms

"Good boy."

British savings accounts

"Welcome to the future"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

In the Guru District

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Support the Ex-Troops

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Great Chinese Dynasties

They're Not Just That Into It

Flags

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"