Government Policy Makers Mugs

Solar Storm Expected!

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Welcome to the future"

Hate Platforms

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Gun laws US

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

US v.s. Tech Giants

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Flat tax - equal burden?