Policy Shaper Mugs

"Stop by anytime! Having careers in both government and industry, my door is always revolving!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Hate Platforms

"Welcome to the future"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

G7 Summit Concern

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

Economy

Think Tank

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Russia Money Laundering