Policy Writer Mugs

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Welcome to the future"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Hate Platforms

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

US v.s. Tech Giants

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Economy

Think Tank

'The recession is over, again.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Russia Money Laundering

Flat tax - equal burden?