Policy Writer Gifts

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Welcome to the future"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Hate Platforms

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

US v.s. Tech Giants

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

World Economic Crisis.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

Economy

Think Tank

Earth stove

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"