Policy Plotters Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors the clever planners and strategic thinkers? Our Policy Plotters collection offers witty and thoughtful items perfect for those who love to strategize, organize, and make impactful decisions. Whether they’re in politics, business, or community planning, these gifts celebrate their sharp minds and visionary ideas.

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'Mary, kill two birds with one stone. Call my insurance agent thanking him for sending money so fast for my claim and then file another claim, this time for a broken window.'

'Mary, kill two birds with one stone. Call my insurance agent thanking him for sending money so fast for my claim and then file another claim, this time for a broken window.'

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The Jeopardy of Progress

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Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated. mockup

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

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Schengen

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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle." mockup

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?" mockup

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

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"Welcome to the future"

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"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..." mockup

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

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Hate Platforms

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"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity." mockup

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

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'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....' mockup

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

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"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits." mockup

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

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Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future mockup

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

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"National security adviser"

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'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!' mockup

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

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"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers." mockup

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

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'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.' mockup

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

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E.U. Banking Union.

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'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.' mockup

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

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'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....' mockup

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

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'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.' mockup

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

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"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..." mockup

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

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'He's downgrading the credit agencies.' mockup

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

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US v.s. Tech Giants

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G7 Summit Concern

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme mockup

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

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It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months. mockup

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

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World Economic Crisis.

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America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes mockup

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

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"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws." mockup

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

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'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.' mockup

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

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Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines. mockup

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

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Policy Plotters Gifts Collection

Policy Plotters Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for policy plotters—perfect for anyone who loves a clever brew and a good plan.

Policy Plotters Pillows

Comfort meets cleverness with our policy plotter pillows—ideal for relaxing or working with a touch of humor.

Policy Plotters Prints

Inspire your favorite strategist with art prints that celebrate their clever mind. Great for decorating desks or offices with personality.

Policy Plotters T-Shirts

Find the ideal t-shirt for the policy plotter who likes to wear their wit. Fun, fashionable, and personality-packed, they’re great for casual brainstorming.