Policy Wizards Gifts

Brexit Candle

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"National security adviser"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

E.U. Banking Union.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

Obama Healthcare.

Think Tank

'The recession is over, again.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Pennies for People, Billions for War

Rock and a Hard Place

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

'What I have to do first?!'