Policy Buffs Gifts

Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.

Our Rights

"Good boy."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

CIA report

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

'The recession is over, again.'

Think Tank

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"Tariffs"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

EU: Behind the scenes.

"Moulting"

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Backstabber Express: Trump

social services cuts

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

Viva Belarus!