Politics Buffs Gifts

'The great thing about autocracy is government can be the answer to everything.'

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

"He seems like a dog person, but I'll reserve judgment until after the primaries."

Make American Voters Bigger Again

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

"We prefer to call it the 'dislike button'."

'You know, I can never tell from their conversations whether the members are Labour or Conservative.'

'Commons Bar' - "I would never vote to bring back flogging...why should criminals get for free what MP's have to pay for?"

'46% of those polled approve of Obama's performance, 51% disapprove... And 3% punched out the pollster.

El Baradei

The Alien Perspective

Farage and Johnson Brexit Pact

"Don't worry... they'll come back for us when they realize the error of their ways..."

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

Boris Johnson caricature

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Lord George brings news of the debate

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Moulting"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Very Presidential."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."