U.s. Politics Buff Gifts

"Folks, welcome our newest member, 'Donald'."

Antonin Scalia

Michelle Obama

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Moulting"

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Uncle Sam and Democracy

Viva Belarus!

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Midterm election s results

". . . And then the mob stormed the capitol and ran amok inside the halls of congress. . ."

Tucker Ratings Gold

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Obama punishing Assad

Bad News