Conservative Politics Buff Gifts

'Hi! I'm Michele Bachmann! I have 5 kids!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'I don't think the employees like me.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Moulting"

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Obama punishing Assad

Bad News

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

Midterm election s results

Pickle

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Antonin Scalia