Conservative Politics Buff Pillows

'Hi! I'm Michele Bachmann! I have 5 kids!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Moulting"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

Viva Belarus!

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Midterm election s results

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

". . . And then the mob stormed the capitol and ran amok inside the halls of congress. . ."

Obama punishing Assad

Bad News