Usa Politics Buff Pillows

Line of Old Farts Down the Middle of America

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Moulting"

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Viva Belarus!

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

Pecking order.

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Obama punishing Assad

". . . And then the mob stormed the capitol and ran amok inside the halls of congress. . ."

Bad News

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

Midterm election s results

Antonin Scalia

Tucker Ratings Gold