Public Policy Buff Pillows

New PFI project - benefitting the local community. '...They own shares in the company that built it'

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

Watch Peter Bone! Tory porn

Political Getaways

Obesity Tsar on a Speak About Your Weight machine: "You're all too fat."

work to be done

More Government vs. Less Government

"We have to walk, it's part of the governments solution to the obesity crisis."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

EU: Behind the scenes.

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Moulting"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Viva Belarus!

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."