Government Policy Buff Pillows

The NSA organizes its new sprawling data farm based on the different types of web traffic...

'Let's see - I'll need better education and healthcare. . . did I mention I can't afford any of this.'

"What used to be the debt ceiling is now the floor."

Days without bailing anyone out.

'I have my own Federal bureaucrat assigned to my business!'

ECONOMICS 101, 'Everybody out! -- This class has been canceled by order of the Federal Government!'

Stimulating the economy.

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

"Give a man a buck, he'll buy lunch for a day. Teach a man to earn a buck, he'll be a taxpayer for life."

"The Home Office says we are to get ready for 34,000 asylum seekers."

Tax the Everything

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Loan Alley

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"Moulting"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

EU: Behind the scenes.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Viva Belarus!

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Jerry Brown.