Government Policy Buff Pillows

The NSA organizes its new sprawling data farm based on the different types of web traffic...

'Let's see - I'll need better education and healthcare. . . did I mention I can't afford any of this.'

"What used to be the debt ceiling is now the floor."

I'm about to get rich, Randy. Filthy rich. How so, little buddy? The federal government's going to seize privately owned lands along the U.S.-Mexico border so they can build Trump's wall. But they'll have to pay the landowners lots of money. So I bought a dirt cheap stretch of land along the border. But no one knows where exactly the wall will be. That's why I bought a 1-inch-wide strip of land that stretches from Colorado to Mexico. You're crazy like a fox that's gone crazy.

Days without bailing anyone out.

'I have my own Federal bureaucrat assigned to my business!'

ECONOMICS 101, 'Everybody out! -- This class has been canceled by order of the Federal Government!'

Stimulating the economy.

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

"Give a man a buck, he'll buy lunch for a day. Teach a man to earn a buck, he'll be a taxpayer for life."

"The Home Office says we are to get ready for 34,000 asylum seekers."

Tax the Everything

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Loan Alley

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

EU: Behind the scenes.

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Moulting"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'