Social Policy Buff Pillows

'It's an idea whose time has come! -- Variable-rate Social Security!'

"It's part of the government's new strategy for housing single parents."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Loan Alley

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Moulting"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

EU: Behind the scenes.

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Viva Belarus!

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Single Prayer Health Insurance

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Jerry Brown.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Distraction.

Obama punishing Assad