Social Policy Buff Pillows

'It's an idea whose time has come! -- Variable-rate Social Security!'

"It's part of the government's new strategy for housing single parents."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Loan Alley

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Moulting"

EU: Behind the scenes.

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Jerry Brown.

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

Obama punishing Assad