Social Policy Enthusiast Pillows

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'They're more popular than our retirement cards.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Think Tank

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Tariffs"

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

social services cuts

Backstabber Express: Trump

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Trickledown economics

Surge Plans.

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

NHS recruitment.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Anti-immigrant discourse

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"When the going gets tough, the tough get a government handout."

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

Corporate policy is that this company is now paperless. Please use hand.

Benefit of the doubt.

PCT funding crisis threatens maternity pay

'I just thought of something that will drive tax-payers crazy.'