Politico Buff Pillows

It's Not How Long It Takes, It's How Big It Is

'...And please don't let my ex-wife's bombshell interview come out before the South Carolina primary!!'

"Shutdown? Shut up!"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

EU: Behind the scenes.

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"Moulting"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Pecking order.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Viva Belarus!

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Jerry Brown.

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'