Politico Buff Pillows

'...And please don't let my ex-wife's bombshell interview come out before the South Carolina primary!!'

"Shutdown? Shut up!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Moulting"

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

EU: Behind the scenes.

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

Pecking order.

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Jerry Brown.

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

Obama punishing Assad

Midterm election s results