World Politico Buff Pillows

G20 new world order

"Nation-building never works."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"Moulting"

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

EU Vaccine approval

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Viva Belarus!

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

Nato Membership

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Obama punishing Assad

"War criminal and felon meet at Whitehouse (moral compass goes AWOL)"