Presidential Buff Pillows

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"Moulting"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Obama punishing Assad

Midterm election s results

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

". . . And then the mob stormed the capitol and ran amok inside the halls of congress. . ."

Bad News

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!