Presidential Buff Pillows

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

"Moulting"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

Viva Belarus!

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

". . . And then the mob stormed the capitol and ran amok inside the halls of congress. . ."

Obama punishing Assad

Bad News

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

Midterm election s results

Pickle

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'