Government Buff Pillows

'It's a sign of my importance when the FBI, NSA and the CIA listen to my every conversation!'

"For someone who believes in personal responsibility, you spend a lot of time blaming government."

'No wonder people are cynical about government. Fooling some of the people all the time no longer works.'

Our 4 Branches of Government

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Gingrich Decrees!

'We need someone on the outside.'

R. Chumway: 30 Years in Public Office and Never Indicted

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'What's wrong now?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

CIA report

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Useless information"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

EU: Behind the scenes.

"Moulting"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."