Parliamentarian Buff Pillows

MP's vote.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'What's wrong now?'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Paul Ree

"Yes, one is a dog."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Useless information"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'