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MP's vote.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'What's wrong now?'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

CIA report

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Paul Ree

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Useless information"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"