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"You're fired."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'What's wrong now?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

CIA report

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Sue the Author 3PM

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Useless information"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

Planet of the Lawyers

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Moulting"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

EU: Behind the scenes.

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'