Legislative Buff Gifts

Who Let the Dawg In?

"You're fired."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'What's wrong now?'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

CIA report

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Sue the Author 3PM

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"Useless information"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Planet of the Lawyers

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Moulting"

EU: Behind the scenes.

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."