Advocacy Buff Gifts

The GUM lobby visits Congress, armed to the teeth!'

"You're fired."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Sue the Author 3PM

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Planet of the Lawyers

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

EU: Behind the scenes.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Jerry Brown.

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

War, Senate Confirmation Hearings.

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

The spend is high

Danger ahead for the US economy.

"I think it's a subpoena!"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."