Campaign Buff Gifts

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

Connect the Dots and see what the 2014 political campaigns and/or elections are all about. . .

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Alternative fielding positions

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

That's What Happens

An informed voter is a good voter

'I don't think the employees like me.'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

' A new idea '

"Moulting"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Tic-tac-toe

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."