Election Buff Gifts

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'No, Rollo! It's one MAN, one vote!'

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

British Election

'We're conducting an election day straw poll.'

Mandate: 'Further discussion?'

Whack a Chump

'It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Winner

"Don't we need both a right wing and a left wing to fly?"

"Politicians. . . they're all the same!"

"See, I've still got plenty of supporters."

Taking Out The Trash

"If an election was held next week... which opinion poll would you vote for?"

Politics pre - DJT

Jo Swinson

Snap Election

"Which one do you prefer for you speech today, Mr Secretary?"

"What we like about Trump is he doesn't pester anyone for campaign donations!"

"He hit the campaign trail and it hit him back."

Mariano Rajoy

Obama and the GOP

'We're looking for someone with weighty capabilities to back our efforts in unseating that man in the White House...I think you're THAT person!'

'Now listen up, Republican candidates for President!...I want the one who wins the nomination to overtake and defeat the guy!'

Giddiup

Tea Party GOP

Sarah's Spotlight

Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub...

Elections race.

'Barry, old pal, we're due at a fund-raiser... Barry?'

"How many homes do I own? Have you ever asked anybody else running for president that question?"

Bicker Bicker.

'Al Gore says he'll be back on the campaign trail as soon as he re-thinks his concept.'

'It's Paul Ryan! We're saved!!'