Political Buffs Gifts

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

'We looked at a variety of options for allocating money to the voluntary agencies...and letting them fight it out was by far the cheapest.'

'I know I should be able to but I can't, I just can't...22nd November 1963...give me a clue.'

Fire in the White House

John Bolton.

Illegal immigrants entering Great Britain

Robert Peel

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Moulting"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Very Presidential."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Distraction.