Political Buffs Mugs

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

'We looked at a variety of options for allocating money to the voluntary agencies...and letting them fight it out was by far the cheapest.'

'I know I should be able to but I can't, I just can't...22nd November 1963...give me a clue.'

Fire in the White House

John Bolton.

Illegal immigrants entering Great Britain

Robert Peel

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Very Presidential."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Moulting"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Distraction.

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"