Power And Politics Buffs Gifts

"Very Presidential."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Moulting"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

Viva Belarus!

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Pecking order.

Health Care Crisis table.

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

". . . And then the mob stormed the capitol and ran amok inside the halls of congress. . ."

Obama punishing Assad

Bad News

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

Midterm election s results

Footing The Bill

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Antonin Scalia