Constitutional Buff Gifts

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

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Everyone has the right to bear arms.

"Excuse me - at least half of those violate my right to pursue happiness."

"You're fired."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Sue the Author 3PM

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Planet of the Lawyers

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Best System in the World

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"I think it's a subpoena!"

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

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