Governance Buff Pillows

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'What's wrong now?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

CIA report

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"Useless information"

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

"Moulting"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

EU: Behind the scenes.

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'