Government Buffs Pillows

"But, Senator, all the cool kids were doing it."

Conspiracy Theory Books

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

The Anti-Agent

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Trump pardons

"National security adviser"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'What's wrong now?'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.