Ballot Buffs Pillows

Vote Smith. That guy is a perpetual candidate - He's always running for something. He has a "promising" career!

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

An informed voter is a good voter

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Who Let the Dawg In?

Pickle

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

Conspiracy Theory Books

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

Our 4 Branches of Government

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Nicola Sturgeon

The polling station

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"

Fresh Blood In Politics

Politics pre - DJT

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

'We need someone on the outside.'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Hi, this is John Kasich. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to remind you I'm still running for "Just-In-Case." "Just-In-Case"? Yes. If Trump doesn't get enough delegates to win on the first ballot, the GOP can choose whomever it wants for president. It could choose Mitt Romney. It could choose Paul Ryan. It could even choose Kim Kardashian. House of Java Cybercafe. You are running for "Just-In-Case." Also, it says here you've got a bum ticker. Could you let your wife know I like long walks on t

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

Elections race.

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

'We looked at a variety of options for allocating money to the voluntary agencies...and letting them fight it out was by far the cheapest.'