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'Yes, I voted! ...and I've always regretted it. New Coke was awful.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

An informed voter is a good voter

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Who Let the Dawg In?

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Pickle

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

Euro Collapse

Conspiracy Theory Books

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

Politics pre - DJT

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"

The polling station

Hi, this is John Kasich. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to remind you I'm still running for "Just-In-Case." "Just-In-Case"? Yes. If Trump doesn't get enough delegates to win on the first ballot, the GOP can choose whomever it wants for president. It could choose Mitt Romney. It could choose Paul Ryan. It could even choose Kim Kardashian. House of Java Cybercafe. You are running for "Just-In-Case." Also, it says here you've got a bum ticker. Could you let your wife know I like long walks on t

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Nicola Sturgeon

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

Vote Smith. That guy is a perpetual candidate - He's always running for something. He has a "promising" career!

Fresh Blood In Politics

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

Elections race.

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"