Voting Buff Pillows

'Yes, I voted! ...and I've always regretted it. New Coke was awful.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

An informed voter is a good voter

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

Euro Collapse

Conspiracy Theory Books

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

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'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

Nicola Sturgeon

The polling station

Politics pre - DJT

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

Elections race.

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

"See, I've still got plenty of supporters."