Election Buffs Pillows

How Messinger Could Win

'Pander to voters? Me?'

"Good boy."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'If only every year was an election year.'

CIA report

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

An informed voter is a good voter

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Joe Biden

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Moulting"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Very Presidential."

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Election 2020