Election Buffs Pillows

How Messinger Could Win

'Pander to voters? Me?'

"Good boy."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'If only every year was an election year.'

CIA report

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

An informed voter is a good voter

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Moulting"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Joe Biden

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Very Presidential."

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Election 2020