Election Enthusiast Pillows

"Eenie meenie miney mo..."

"Is 'oblivious' the same as' undecided'?"

Spring/Fall (Election signs).

Election over.

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

'Please wait here to be unseated.'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Redistricting.

"If we didn't have a first past the post system I'd beat you everytime."

"Attack of the political signs!"

Second thoughts on Obama.

'This race is simply too close to call.'

'There wasn't anything you could do -- somebody had to win the election.'

'I see disinterest rates are up again.'

Wasted votes.

Super PACs.

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

"What a wonderful concession speech - we should have voted for him after all."

"The President is closing in the polls, but he still needs hurricanes in several key states."

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

Poling Station

"The voters sent me a message I didn't approve of."

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"Hmm...I'm still undecided."

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

"He refused to go outside, so I had to be cruel. I put the election coverage on the TV. Even he can't stomach it."

"They should make the election best of seven."

'If you can't beat 'em... Cheat 'em!'

"And if elected, I promise to keep making promises."

'And the guy running for dog catcher has a superpac!'

Caution, lobbyists ahead.

I'm not complaining. Voter apathy is what got me elected.'

"I was checking to see how many promises the candidates will break, and my computer couldn't take it and blew up."

"He's running as an independent third party candidate."

'Labour have promised everyone can see their GP within 48 hours...here's yours!'