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"Good boy."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'If only every year was an election year.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

That's What Happens

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

An informed voter is a good voter

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

John F. Kennedy

Joe Biden

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Honest Voting Stickers

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Joe Biden

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

Election 2020

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time