Campaigning Enthusiast Pillows

'Under truth-in-advertising...My campaign promises are 55 true, compared to 35 for my opponent.'

"Good boy."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

An informed voter is a good voter

Roe v. Wade

DUNVOTIN

Trump

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

New Resident of Downing Street

Arizona In Black

Armageddon

The Russian Election.

British Prime Minister

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.