Campaigning Enthusiast Gifts

'Under truth-in-advertising...My campaign promises are 55 true, compared to 35 for my opponent.'

"Good boy."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

An informed voter is a good voter

U.S. Foreign Policy

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Trump

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

The Russian Election.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

New Resident of Downing Street

Arizona In Black

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Roe v. Wade

DUNVOTIN

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

British Prime Minister

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"